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| " | so why do your friends call you 'Motocross'? well.. cause I've done a lot of 'crazy tricks' mostly using no hands." |
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| " | She leadeth me into temptation with her cups that runneth over." |
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| " | She said I might get lucky if I play my cards right... I never knew she meant my Visa and MasterCards!" |
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| " | You wouldn't try to shit standing up, would you?" |
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| " | Wait a sec... did you say chicken 'cacciatore' or chicken 'statutory', cause I really don't wanna go to jail for eating this." |
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| " | When I let bills sit on my desk for more than 10 days they don't become laws, they incur late charges. It sucks not being President!" |
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| " | CAUTION: Tall dudes can see your penis at the urinal." |
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