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| " | Baby, you're smarter than you are beautiful! >Huh? Are you calling me ugly?! See... I knew you'd figure it out, my little smarty pants!! :)" |
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| " | I just hope this whole thing blows over... Katrina style!!" |
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| " | why do most milestones feel like kidney stones?" |
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| " | I made your mom her favorite meal last night... inch-a-lot-ofs" |
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| " | they are right... money doesn't buy halfpenis! hmmm...i think you're hearing that wrong" |
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| " | You're like a sister to me... primarily because you use that excuse not to fuck me." |
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| " | she spreads like the bid-ask on an OTC BB stock... thats sometimes as much as 2% overall value!!!" |
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