Hey! Do you wanna go to the sadie hawkins dance with me?
>Wha? I'm the girl, so shouldn't I be asking you??
I guess I should go return my dress then :(

Girl, you like Wheel of Fortune?
Cause we could have a RSTLNE match

I'd hit that like Heino!
("Nehmen Sie meinen giftig lange Klapperschlager, Hüüüüüüündin!)