Implying "religious" texts = God is like saying "Hey I want a drink, alcoholic of course, after the heavy lectures involving quantum mechanics." equals PI.

I'll take mine strait up, thank you...or slightly rounded I mean... er, I mean...I don't mean anything..dang...%#*&@!-ing words!

A round axiom O I xad nu or....(wait for it) A......

Girl, you like Wheel of Fortune?
Cause we could have a RSTLNE match

I'd hit that like Heino!
("Nehmen Sie meinen giftig lange Klapperschlager, Hüüüüüüündin!)