She called my asshole her 'little book of stamps.' I had explained to her that stamps have glue on them these days, but I haven't had the heart to tell her that you don't need to lick them anymore.

Girl, you like Wheel of Fortune?
Cause we could have a RSTLNE match

I'd hit that like Heino!
("Nehmen Sie meinen giftig lange Klapperschlager, Hüüüüüüündin!)