The least offensive way to desecrate a corpse is to push its butt cheeks together and bun-fuck it, cumming all over its skanky little tramp-stamp.

Girl, you like Wheel of Fortune?
Cause we could have a RSTLNE match

I'd hit that like Heino!
("Nehmen Sie meinen giftig lange Klapperschlager, Hüüüüüüündin!)