Filters: Penis
| " | My girlfriend says all I do is cum plain. Well bitch, I'm out of sour cream and onion flavoring. You want smoky bbq?" |
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| " | Putting your penis in a hotdog bun is like authoring a bread book all about dick ...mine's a real short story!" |
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| " | 14 down.. I need a four letter word ending in K... a way to deliver sustenance into your mouth? > um D-I-C-K? really? dick? I think they want FORK! asscrete!!" |
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| " | /FMP (folding my penis)" |
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| " | I think my penis is allergic to penis!" |
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| " | Ejaculation is such a boner-kill." |
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