My girlfriend says all I do is cum plain. Well bitch, I'm out of sour cream and onion flavoring. You want smoky bbq?

Putting your penis in a hotdog bun is like authoring a bread book all about dick

...mine's a real short story!

14 down.. I need a four letter word ending in K... a way to deliver sustenance into your mouth?
> um D-I-C-K?
really? dick? I think they want FORK! asscrete!!

/FMP (folding my penis)

I think my penis is allergic to penis!

Ejaculation is such a boner-kill.