Girl, you like Wheel of Fortune?
Cause we could have a RSTLNE match

Guy: Hi, what's your name?
Her: Hello. It's Dawny!
Guy: oh Donnie?
HER: NO, DAWNY!!!%#
Guy: Ok "Don," cool it. I ain't tryin to fuck no dude if that's what you're gettin after.

Here ya go... clean as a whistle... a rape whistle... used of course.

Let's role play! You be the cop and I'll be the methed out crack-whore who left her kids in the car so she could get a few "groceries".

'ow dya like my fuddy bluckin ozzie accent?

Come on... 13 is the new 18!

Baby, you're going to be sadder than a March Bee if don't make like Ohio Players Honey on the double.