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"Girl, you like Wheel of Fortune?
Cause we could have a RSTLNE match"
by MNeezy in Pick up lines
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"Guy: Hi, what's your name?
Her: Hello. It's Dawny!
Guy: oh Donnie?
HER: NO, DAWNY!!!%#
Guy: Ok "Don," cool it. I ain't tryin to fuck no dude if that's what you're gettin after."
by MNeezy in Pick up lines
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"Here ya go... clean as a whistle... a rape whistle... used of course."
by MNeezy in Pick up lines
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"Let's role play! You be the cop and I'll be the methed out crack-whore who left her kids in the car so she could get a few "groceries"."
by chickwinter in Pick up lines
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"'ow dya like my fuddy bluckin ozzie accent?"
by BorsterWamba in Pick up lines
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"Come on... 13 is the new 18!"
by Malachi in Pick up lines
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"Baby, you're going to be sadder than a March Bee if don't make like Ohio Players Honey on the double."
by anonymous in Pick up lines
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