UnpopularBelief
All the random witty off-topic troll posts you can eat...
Without all the boring earnest on-topic carefully thought-out post filler.

UnpopularBelief
Some people come here to sit and think,
Some people come here after too much to drink,
But I come here to scratch my track-mouse ball
And dream of hacking the racist bullshit from the wall.

Borster's Vegetarian Grill Menu Favorites:

Grilled Hard Laura Scudders Peanut Butter and Cheese Sandwich with relish.

Burn-steamed Brocolli (add no water to steamer) Sloppy Joes (Add gallons of Hickory Smoked BarbeQ Sauce.)

Black Bean Bonanza (Black beans, mustard, peanut butter and Matouk's hotsauce)

...so BFN does not mean Big Fat Nuggee?!?!

As long as Peak Vinegar coincides with Peak Oil we should be OK.

I once mistook a dead hooker for a spare tire, 30 miles later I realized that a person should be more careful of what they leave in the trunk of their car.