Never trust a black person who's known for telling lies!!

Baby, you're going to be sadder than a March Bee if don't make like Ohio Players Honey on the double.

That's "Sri Sri Ba-baby's arm" in India, McSneezy.

with friends like you, who needs enemas?

Jeffrey Dahmer's in heaven right now, licking his fingers saying these are some damn good people!

I'd hit that with an Obama's approval rating dividend/10 divisor quotient...in inches.

She leadeth me into temptation with her cups that runneth over.