I'd hit that like a ping pong ball (i.e. with 1 to 3 other Chinese guys)

Seeing two seasoned rapists try to rape each other is like watching a beautiful fencing duel between two sword masters.

She stuck her finger so far up my butt, it gave me the hiccups!

The least offensive way to desecrate a corpse is to push its butt cheeks together and bun-fuck it, cumming all over its skanky little tramp-stamp.

He whos shit does not stink is probably actually jerking off, not shitting.

Ejaculation is such a boner-kill.

See? Since you are a marketing genius, sucking dick is the perfect career for you.