I'd hit that like a ping pong ball (i.e. with 1 to 3 other Chinese guys)

I'd rail that like an unsafe staircase.

I'd run through that like a football team through a little banner that says "Welcome Home".

I'd tax that like pre-revolutionary imported tea.

I'd target that with my Rishadan Port.

I'd bang her like a goblin war drum.

I'd tear that up like some sort of confidential document.