| " | I don't need to stand next to the ocean to feel small, usually a roll of quarters does the trick." |
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| " | Her: What are you doing? Me: Wha? I always spit in the condom before I put it on. Her: No dumbass, for Thanksgiving. Me: Oh, probably going to your parents again." |
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| " | Took a yoga class to be able to blow myself. I was so good at it all the girls lined up to f*ck me. Mission failed." |
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| " | I don't like my food or my uncle to touch." |
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| " | You'll find love when you least expect it, so have a whistle handy!" |
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| " | Oh you're a traveler? Blues or time?" |
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| " | My favorite ice cream: Fuckleberry Swirl. Really hope I can remember that five years from now when I try to recover my password." |
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