Girl, you like Wheel of Fortune?
Cause we could have a RSTLNE match

I don't need to stand next to the ocean to feel small, usually a roll of quarters does the trick.

Her: What are you doing?
Me: Wha? I always spit in the condom before I put it on.
Her: No dumbass, for Thanksgiving.
Me: Oh, probably going to your parents again.

Scissor sisters? Nah, more like cuntjoined twins!!

You cannot place yourself inside another person, no matter how gently, and scream Raperil Fool's!! ...even if it is Raperil 1st.

Black male mouth used.

News headline on extortion or a Craigslist ad for a reasonably priced fleshlight?

My girlfriend says all I do is cum plain. Well bitch, I'm out of sour cream and onion flavoring. You want smoky bbq?