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"My girlfriend says all I do is cum plain. Well bitch, I'm out of sour cream and onion flavoring. You want smoky bbq?"
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"Putting your penis in a hotdog bun is like authoring a bread book all about dick

...mine's a real short story!"
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"14 down.. I need a four letter word ending in K... a way to deliver sustenance into your mouth?
> um D-I-C-K?
really? dick? I think they want FORK! asscrete!!"
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"/FMP (folding my penis)"
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"I think my penis is allergic to penis!"
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