Filters: MNeezy
| " | You wouldn't try to shit standing up, would you?" |
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| " | Wait a sec... did you say chicken 'cacciatore' or chicken 'statutory', cause I really don't wanna go to jail for eating this." |
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| " | When I let bills sit on my desk for more than 10 days they don't become laws, they incur late charges. It sucks not being President!" |
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| " | CAUTION: Tall dudes can see your penis at the urinal." |
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| " | Choosy moms choose illicit sex acts over poverty so they can afford name brand peanut butter for their children." |
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| " | Go hard or go home; or go home hard, rub one out, then come back and try again later." |
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| " | I feel a lot fatter when my arms don't work. *Sigh*" |
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