Filters: Malachi
" | I'd hit that like a ping pong ball (i.e. with 1 to 3 other Chinese guys)" |
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" | Seeing two seasoned rapists try to rape each other is like watching a beautiful fencing duel between two sword masters." |
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" | She stuck her finger so far up my butt, it gave me the hiccups!" |
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" | The least offensive way to desecrate a corpse is to push its butt cheeks together and bun-fuck it, cumming all over its skanky little tramp-stamp." |
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" | He whos shit does not stink is probably actually jerking off, not shitting." |
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" | Ejaculation is such a boner-kill." |
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" | See? Since you are a marketing genius, sucking dick is the perfect career for you." |
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