I'd hit that like Heino!
("Nehmen Sie meinen giftig lange Klapperschlager, Hüüüüüüündin!)

UnpopularBelief
All the random witty off-topic troll posts you can eat...
Without all the boring earnest on-topic carefully thought-out post filler.

UnpopularBelief
Some people come here to sit and think,
Some people come here after too much to drink,
But I come here to scratch my track-mouse ball
And dream of hacking the racist bullshit from the wall.

Implying "religious" texts = God is like saying "Hey I want a drink, alcoholic of course, after the heavy lectures involving quantum mechanics." equals PI.

I'll take mine strait up, thank you...or slightly rounded I mean... er, I mean...I don't mean anything..dang...%#*&@!-ing words!

A round axiom O I xad nu or....(wait for it) A......

Un popular bee
Leaf gathers 22 hits
in as many months

This is how, I hear
Facebook itself was started
but slightly faster

'ow dya like my fuddy bluckin ozzie accent?