'ow dya like my fuddy bluckin ozzie accent?

" er, yeah..but I'm a freakin' PUMA!!!

I'm almost as prolific as McNeezy...what you think of them apples?

Hermosa, tienes ojos tan grande com tus pies...talvez porque yo tambien tengo algo tan grade come mis pies?

I got the ropes and planks...you got all night and a big ass tape measure?" (overheard in a Horsell pub)