Filters: MNeezy
| " | Girl, you like Wheel of Fortune? Cause we could have a RSTLNE match" |
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| " | I don't need to stand next to the ocean to feel small, usually a roll of quarters does the trick." |
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| " | Her: What are you doing? Me: Wha? I always spit in the condom before I put it on. Her: No dumbass, for Thanksgiving. Me: Oh, probably going to your parents again." |
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| " | Scissor sisters? Nah, more like cuntjoined twins!!" |
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| " | You cannot place yourself inside another person, no matter how gently, and scream Raperil Fool's!! ...even if it is Raperil 1st." |
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| " | Black male mouth used. News headline on extortion or a Craigslist ad for a reasonably priced fleshlight?" |
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| " | My girlfriend says all I do is cum plain. Well bitch, I'm out of sour cream and onion flavoring. You want smoky bbq?" |
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