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| " | People who live in glass houses... probably smoke glass pipes." |
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| " | A Slinky can't get pregnant, but I'd still put it down a flight of stairs if it were!!" |
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| " | Is there such thing as pants cancer? I just found a lump." |
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| " | In the 1860's Union yearbook, South Carolina was voted "Most likely to secede" zomgg!!!!!1" |
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| " | I'd sex her like an 18-22 week ultrasound!" |
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| " | you could say my lifes a downward spiral, but that would mean it has direction and some kind of momentum" |
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| " | life's full of questions. some of which we do not care to know the answers to... like why do they call it hole milk? and do I really want to know which hole its from?" |
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